The Federation of Oceanic Socialist Republics is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 239 million Kiwis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Kiwi economy, worth 9.13 trillion makkeers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 38,191 makkeers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Leader, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, only adults may purchase violent video games, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Oceanic Socialist Republics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanic Socialist Republics's national animal is the Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oceanic Socialist Republics is ranked 88,146^th in the world and 889^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,350.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.